“Trumpy Bear” Makes Commercials Dumb Again
What the F#%K is Trumpy Bear? This is the question everyone is asking themselves after they watch the cringe-worthy new ad for the product “Trumpy Bear”.
Complete with a “dreamsicle” quaff, eyebrows possibly made from horse hair, cuffs, lapel and a red tie; Trumpy Bear reminds us of why people say “Man, I miss the good ole days”.
With Christmas just around the corner, you can get Trumpy Bear at the cool price of 2 payments of $19.95 plus shipping and handling. I know what you are thinking “this product seems too good to be true”. Actually, it is too strange to be real. But, I promise you this is very, very real.
Buy Trumpy Bear here.
Now, the commercial you have been waiting for: